Woodfire Kirby's is a restraunt in Dallas, Texas, that was the target for a raid by the TARS facebook accounts, due to the fact "Kirby's" was in the name.
"ITS GAY AND DUMB. WHY DONT WE DO CITY TRIAL AND PROTECT PIECES FROM BLUE KIRBY THIS PLACE ALSO SMELLS MORE THAN BLUE KIRBYS 100FT TALL TRASH CAN"
YOU GUYS HAVE TO COME AND WORK ON THE UFO SO WE CAN HAVE SEX! ALSO YOUR RESTRAUNT SUCKS BECAUSE I BURNT IT DOWN WITH THE RAIL STATIONS ALSO THERES A PILLAR ON TOP OF YOUR RESTRAUNT
—All Patch. Written by GreenKirby121098
"The Service here at woodfire kirbys is about as good as Kirby sucking on a monkeys dick. while eating king dededes asshole. The pizza tasted like dog shit burnt to a crisp. the waiters were rude and they spit in my food also I fucked the manager of woodfire kirbys.i think ill stay at mcdonalds with the Shadow Star thank you very much I hope your restraunt burns down with the rail stations in cappy town "Crappy Town" Pizza Hut More like pizza Butt!!!!!! BOOOOOOOM! Fuck you woodfire kirbys for stealing nintendos loveable pink ballsac. goodbye, fuck you.
—Stadium Prediction. Written by Greenkirby121098
- Stadium Prediction's review does not start with "STADIUM PREDICTION", which is quite unusual for the character.
- Woodfire Kirby's called out the TARS characters for flaming their page.
- Poyo Ride's friend has been to the restraunt at a young age.
- Woodfire Kirby's closed it's doors on July 11, 2015. Poyo Ride found out while going to like the page with the Springtrap facebook account 4 months later.