"IM BACK YOU FUCKERS. AFTER 800 YEARS OF HIDING ON TOP OF THE UFO, I DECIDED TO GET MY STUPID RAINBOW ASS ON THE COMPUTER AND START POSTING MORE STUPID SHIT FOR THE KIRBIES AROUND THE WORLD."
The All Patch is very similar to The Shadow Star, in the fact he hides on the UFO. He also seems to have a drug problem, which is his main trait in ARA.
- The All Patch despises heroin. However, Patch Snaks, his favorite food, is actually heroin, which he does not know.
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